in which I prank call Childish Gambino as a Pitchfork employee
and offer to interview him in conjunction with a retraction of their spot-on 1.6 rating
(edit: it’s just jokes, folks…this was intended to be poking fun at Pitchfork moreso than Glover. had it gone the way I intended and CG hadn’t rushed off the phone, I would’ve made Pitchfork look sooooo bad (i.e. “we’re a bunch of douches that glorify street rap, hey Childish can you cut a new single with Killah Priest and Asher Roth?). I have nothing against dude in the slightest, kthx)
